valentine , twitter dan jomblo

Q : kok judulnya valentine , twitter dan jomblo sih ?
A : gw aja gatau kenapa..ngapain nanya balik wee

hahaha biarlah pertanyaan bodoh diatas yang diciptakan dengan baik oleh gw dan gw pula yang menjawabnya dengan sifat bodoh gw wkwkwkwkwk (kata nya si J itu suara bebek lho haha)
aneh kan kalau gw dateng kesekolah dan ngomong "wek wek wek wek wek" mungkin dikatain "suara biadab macam apa itu" dan gw jawab "itu suara eke ciinnn" idih yey begitu deh sama eek (eke)lha ?? kok jadi ngomong kaya pria setengah wanita yang ada di salon cucok rowo itu ya ?? hahaha biarlah hanya tuhan yang tau..hehe

pertama Valentine :
valentine itu sebenernya apa sih ?? gw ga pernah tau makna dari valentine itu apa..bagi-bagi coklat gitu ? kalau mau bagi-bagi coklat ya bagi ke gw aja dijamin deh RUGI wekekekekek..kan lumayan abis dibagi coklat,coklatnya itu gw jual di kereta api atau di angkot-angkot kaya gini nih : "ya ayo dibeli !! coklatnya ! serebu tiga..serebu tiga!!" yap dan mungkin gw tawarkan ke anak kecil sambil ngomong "eh dek beli deh,pasti sakit perut terus muntah-muntah" sumpah mungkin itu tips penjualan yang terburuk selama dunia ini berputar...
kembali ke valentine itu ya..tapi sampe post ini gw turunkan gw belum pernah yang namanya punya pacar disaat valentine,entah kenapa..ya hanya tuhan yang tau kucinta kau (yaaahh itumah lagunya BCL kih !!)..

kedua twitter :
twitter adu bacot dengan maksimal 140 kata..yaa begitulah akhir-akhir ini orang lagi giat-giat nya ngetweet..

ketiga jomblo :
nah ini dia bos yang jadi masalah,...gw jomblo,terakhir punya pacar bulan oktober kemaren dan berarti gw setia dgn jomblo selama 4 bulan lamanya ooouuuoouoo

senang dan sedih

pagi ini waktu gw buka email gw ada email dari twitter yg bilang kalau ada yg unfollow gw jadi intinya dia gak akan nerima tweet dari gw lagi sedangkan gw tetep menerima tweet dari dia..tapi gw gak akan nyebut nama dia di blog gw ini..

ok daripada larut dalam kesedihan lebih baik kita berpesta atas kemenangan AC Milan 3-0 dari juventus yg berarti posisi 2 milik milan dgn selisih 4 poin..

well..cukup buat hari ini sampai ketemu di post yg berikutnya..

dan terus follow gw di twitter dan yg belom follow gw ya di follow lah www.twitter.com/ZakiH ok ???

gara2 ecc jadi gak ekskul bola....

Sabtu...9 Januari 2010

hari ini sebernarnya sih seharusnya abis ecc gw langsung ekskul bola...tapi ???? gajadi demi story telling di 255 (17/1/10) yaudahlah gpp...

catatan gila di buku traiblazers 4A

i always eat rice but i rarely eat noodles.
sometimes i eat rice with krupuk but i never eat pete.
usually i scratch my butt and my head like a monkey.
i often eat ice cream with tartar sauce...

7.which food would you like most ?
a.krupuk
b.pete
c.jengkys
d.mix vegetable/gado2

8.what do you choose in your life ?
a.cut hair of john mc cain
b.some people kill you
c.be in gaza city
d.fight with obama
from traiblazers 4A book pg.9

Trip : Hatchi banga banga kuci kuci island
Reason : i want to go to hatchi banga banga kuci-kuci island because there was m****n scratch his eyes with trisula and he was a garbage collector he lived with a big foot,yeti and unicorn...
from traiblazers 4A book pg.5

gaada followers selama seminggu

selama seminggu ini gaada manusia yg ngefollow gw di twitter (www.twitter.com/ZakiH) gatau kenapa

miauu !!

guk guk

jalan2

kemaren 25/12/09 berarti 7 hari sebelum tahun baru....hari itu seperti biasa dijalani dgn MEMBOSANKAN yap gw ulang lagi MEMBOSANKAN mau diulang lagi ??? hubungi dokter setempat !! hahahaha bcanda2...jadi gw pikir hari itu akan berlangsung dgn cara biadab yaitu membosankan yap gw ulangin LAGI membosankan !!! iyaaaa membosankan..ahh lu budek juga ternyata !!! iyaaaaa ahh tau ah bodo amat...

taunya kakak gw ngajak gw pergi ke pacific place katanya mau jalan2 aja..yaudah gw sih ikut aja...pas nyampe di pacifc place,berhubung itu hari jumat gw hrs solat jumat karena setelah terakhir kali gw cek ternyata kelamin gw itu jantan bukan betina (ihh eke ga gitu kali neeekkk)yaudah akhirnya gw solat dgn khusu (ceilah) dan abis itu gw lgsg msk ke pacific place tiba2 dari eskalator ada sekumpulan orang nyanyi2 "we wish you a merry christmas,we wish you a merry christmas and happy new year" orang itu make jenggot lebat jenggot atau bulu ketek gajelas juga sih.dgn segerombolan orang2...dibelakangnya yang setelah diselidiki oleh detektif papan bawah itu anadalh santa claus (hohohohoho) abis itu pergi jalan2 aja eh disana ketemu sama om yaudah deh disalam (padahal minggu kemaren baru ketemu di bdg) abis itu dia ngajak makan oh yasudah mumpung dibayarin kenapa engga kan ??

setelah makan dengan puas dan pastinya kenyang kita pergi cabut ke grand indonesia (kira2 jam setengah 3 nyampe disana) pas nyampe disana kita mau liat fountain show karena show nya jam 3 (every hour)yaudah nungguin gw langsung masuk ke barisan paling depan yap jam 3 kurang 5 lampunya dimatiin dimulai pake ritual iklan promosi nya grand indonesia yang dulu ada di tv (yg ada sherina nya) dan selanjutnya fountain show nya mulai deh gak lama kira2 cuma 10 meintan tapi sumpah keren bgt !!

abis dari fountain show ke fun world nganterin keponakan gw mandi bola (entah knp namanya harus mandi bola kenapa gak mandi lumpur aja) disana gw liat ada tulisan "diskon besar2an spesial natal dia ngejual Blackberry Gemini dgn harga Rp.2.250.000 padahal kalau di konter2 hp harganya masih 3 jutaan..gw langsung bilang ke abang gw karena dia pgn bgt sama gemini gw kasih nomor telepon cs nya dan dia telefon ternyata diskon berlaku setelah belanja 1.5 juta dulu yahh sama aja dong malah lebih mahal !!

dari mandi bola (keponakan gw,gw tinggal disana) gw ke gramedia sumpah rame bgt !!! jadinya susah nyari bukunya !! malh tante gw mau beliin cuman buku yg ada pelajarannya doang lg yaudah gw akhirnya nyari buku andrie wongso yg ada cerita2 dongeng nya gitu...ternyata stoknya abis...alhasil gw gajadi beli..dn duduk di tempat mandi bola td..duduk dan abis itu pulang dgn bahagia dan kaki pegel...

kenapa harus ???

kenapa ya akhir2 ini di twitter gw (twitter.com/zakih) gw sering nulis ttg mak erot ???
kenapa harus mak erot ??? mungkin karena dia legendaris dan bagi gw dia pahlawan nasinal (????)

membosankan zzzzz

hari ini kamis,17 desember 2009 ....

hari yg super NGEBOSENIN ahhh...
1) gw ga msk sekolah (alesan sih sfasmofili gw kumat hehehe)
2) gw cuma maen ps aja itu juga cuma game bola pro evolution soccer yg baru gw beli kmrn dgn harga 6 rebu saja...
3) gw beli bubur kentang..gw pikir enak taunya..ohh gw pgn muntah makannya
4) bretos bretos bretos

besok rencananya sih ke bandung (horee)perginya pagi2 jam 7 yahh masa hrs pagi2 sih..ga enk bgt..ga bisa ngebo gw ..tdr jam 11 bangun jam 9 pagi..abis bangun ga ngapa2in lagi kecuali main ps..hidup we !!hidup pes !hidup fifa ! hidup boediono (??)

brarti nnti malem gw hrs masukin baju2 kedlm tas..males....

hari2 gw isi dgn twitter yg background image nya seorang aborigin lagi niup apa tuh namanya gw lupa wktu dijelasin di EF oiya didgeridoo...bunyinya aneh..padahal gw baru dgr sekali itu juga dr cd ef..yahh

Teks Story Telling

Ass.Wb.Wr
Good Morning To All The Honourable Jouries and All My Friend
My Name Is Muhammad Zaki from 194 Junior High School Jakarta
Today , I Want to Tell A Story The Title is “Dare To Dream”

Dare To Dream
Once upon a time,in a poor village there is a primary school.Just a few students studied in there because most of the children in the village was helping their parents to earn a living.One day,the one and only teacher in the school was giving a writing lesson.After giving an explanation how to make a story the teacher is give a homework. “Students,our homework today is make a story about your dream.Tomorrow,result of your work will be read in front of the class one by one.
Next day,his student read their own work in front of the class.Most of them want to be a teacher,farmer,or a government official.The teacher always nodding in agreement.Then,turn came the youngest age student,His clothes were patched,his body is small and thin but his voice is very loud.”When I grow up,I want to have a big house on the hill.In there I have a happy family with my family and all my guest.
Listen the loud voice of the young student,the class were laughed at the same time.”Hahahaha..Hahaha..Hey dreamer ! Wake up from your nap !” .The teacher say “Hey,that you wrote is not a dream,but that just a fantasy that can’t become reality !” “Teacher,it not just a fantasy,but it can become reality !” “Hey son,you live in a poor village.your family also poor too.How can you make your dream to become a reality ? Now you must wrote another logical dream.” “Teacher,this is my real dream ! Nothing else !” “Please bring your new work tomorrow,if you don’t you will get the smallest point in the class !” Next day,the young student isn’t bring his work so he get the smallest point in the class.
Do not feel time went,30 years later the teacher is still teach in the school.One day,he invite his student to have a tour on the hill.In there they see a very big house like a palace.”Oh,the man who built this house must be a very great man.Why now I know there’s a place like this ?” Said the teacher muttered in awe.Suddenly there was an answer “Not a great man who built this house,just a naughty boy who dare to dream have a great fantasy.Surely,the greater is the teacher who educate the naughty boy.”
Hearing the greeting,the teacher remembered who stunned and standing in front of him.His the young student,who stubbornly have a bad grades at the time.His eyes filled with tears,feeling grateful,and hold shame for 30 years before he was harassing the ideal child.


The message from my story is :
If we want to realize and observer carefully, there are lots of spectacular accomplishments from the past centuries up to the millennium era today. All were born and started by an embryo.
Because of a dream, a plane was created.
Because of a dream, we can enjoy the greatness of a computer.
Because of a dream too, our life quality is increasing.
Of course, to consummate all the dreams into reality, we need the other powers. The powers should be cultivated in our inner selves, namely : The Power of bravery, trial, fight, dare to fail and dare to succeed.
Enough for me
Thank you for your attention.
Wassalamualaikum Wb.Wr